With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. I dressed up as a veterinarian for a Halloween costume party.
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I had a lab coat. And I got a couple of stuffed animals for patients and put bandages on them. Being in a band you can wear whatever you want--it's like an excuse for Halloween everyday. Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. May your every wish be granted. There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin. I really like your work, Doc - both the serious and the fun stuff. Yesterday I read the "Biological Cock" series, and found your perspective charming.
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By the way, I apologize if my comments appear multiple times. I'm not trying to nag you; I just seem to have a computer compatibility issue with certain websites. The joke about the Jack-O-Lantern has the words "diameter" and "circumference" mixed up.
Should be: "What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi. Anyhow, I made the change and acknowledge you for catching this. Obviously, the jokester who came up with this knew more from humor than from math.
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YOu have: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its circumference? One of these "circumference" instances should be diameter. My math isn't good enough to remember which, lol. I loved your piece. I just posted one of my own with only a couple of overlaps so I thought your readers might enjoy it.
It's called "Boo! Today shoes is one of the leading element of fashion and people chose shoes very carefully with quality and price. This femininity — a natural charm, complemented by bright and showy clothes. For best effect, it requires both the riddler and the riddlee to know two things: that Wiccans claim that their faith, which includes nature-centric aspects, is descended from faith of witches from centuries ago, and that the punchline is a famous saying which, in this riddle, becomes a pun.
As such, don't expect to hear it from many 7-year-olds:.
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Back Get Help. Back Magazine. Buy It Now. Add to cart. Be the first to write a review About this product. About this product Product Information Scary Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids contains all kinds of jokes and riddles about Halloween, monsters, ghosts, ghouls, zombies, vampires, mummies, werewolves, bats, and other creepy crawly creatures that come out late at night or on Halloween.
There are knock-knock jokes, jokes, rhymes, riddles, sayings, and poems. You will like this book. Remember smiling and laughter is good for the soul, as long as a monster's not chasing you Pleasant dreams Mua-ha-ha-ha. Show More Show Less. No ratings or reviews yet. Researchers have found that most children are able to tell when something is funny by the age of two. That doesn't always translate to "getting" the joke.
Although they often react to physical humor, when they react to verbal humor, it's usually just because they are reading the vocal tones and body language of the adults around them. When it comes to puns, an even more sophisticated mindset is required.
Most children don't get puns until around the ages of 6 or 7. Besides being great fun, punning is good for children because it requires flexible thinking and a form of problem-solving. Updated April 10, What does a ghost do to stay safe in a car? Why do ghosts hate rain? Why are ghosts such terrible liars? Why wouldn't the ghost eat liver? Do ghosts have fun at parties? How do you know when a ghost is sad? Why did the ghost starch his sheet? Why did the policeman let the ghost go? What kind of street does a ghost like to live on?
What room is left out of a ghost's house? Puts on his sheet belt.
Because it dampens their spirits. Because you can see right through them. He didn't have the stomach for it. Yes, they have a wail of a time.
He goes boo hoo. He wanted everyone to be scared stiff.